The SHO "Ten Commandments"
Thanks to Jeff Needles (who had way too much spare time on his hands) for this gem :
  1. Thou shalt not store thy SHO out of doors.
  2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's SHO, nor his shop, nor his G-tech.
  3. Thou shalt not love thy SHO more than the spouse and children; as much, but not more.
  4. Thou shalt not read SHOtimes on company time, for thy employer makes it possible to continue car payments.
  5. Thou shalt not despise thy neighbors GTP, SS, nor even his M3.
  6. Thou shalt not allow thy daughters nor thy sons to get married during the holy days of the national convention.
  7. Thou shalt not deceive thy AWA into thinking that thou art taking her for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed, thou art going to look at another SHO.
  8. Thou shalt not promise thy spouse a new addition to thy house  then use it to store thy SHO and thy tools.
  9. Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of the modifications, at least not at the same time.
  10. Thou shalt not buy thy spouse a floor jack and jack stands for Christmas.