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I got to drive a 18 second car today!
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A bit of background - for several days people had been carrying on a thread
about how someone got to drive a car that could do the quarter-mile in
12 seconds and what a rush it was, etc.&nbsp; The thread had long gone
totally "off-topic" when Kyle Lehman used his not-always-so-subtle humor
in this parody of the original post.
<blockquote>It's not everyday one gets a chance likes this.&nbsp; I got
to drive my mother's Toyota Corolla.
<p>After the keys were tossed my direction I was alone with the car, a
car with no boundaries and no inhibitions.&nbsp; The pinnacle of Japanese
engineering&nbsp; and optimizations, it reeked of a thoroughbred nature.&nbsp;
The boxy shape, the humble stance, the 14" steel rims clad with plastic
hub caps and Cooper Ultra Ralleye Sport Tour radials foretold of an experience
laden with adrenaline.</blockquote>

<blockquote>I fastened myself into a cockpit that&nbsp; a Formula 1 driver
would be envious of: A 3 point safety belt, fuel gauge, 85 mph speedo,
and 1 pine tree air freshener.&nbsp; The four banger sprang to life and
I was on my way looking for less capable prey.</blockquote>

<blockquote>As luck would have it I pulled up besides a Z28. A glance over
to the paltry machine made clear we were "on" for a race.&nbsp; The light
turned green and I gunned the rocket ship away.&nbsp; The engine and car
were so smooth I didn't notice the rapid pace of acceleration, what a smooth
machine.&nbsp; As I looked at the speedo and noticed it was up to 20, I
looked back at the Z28 I left behind.&nbsp; My victory was short lived
as I realized at that moment he was in the turn lane.
<p>With much regret I handed back over the keys and got back in the SHO.&nbsp;
But the memory of the Corolla will always remain.</blockquote>

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