David Kann wrote:
> When I'm away from the car, the driver's side outside mirror readjusts
> itself.  I'm serious.
>
> I'd like some help here--either a mechanical explanation or a rite of
> exorcism that I can perform.

Try repeating this:

Mirror, mirror on the door. I'm gonna smash you on the floor.
If I find who's moving you, I think I'm gonna smash them too.
I don't want to view the sky, only who will pass me by.
I'll now adjust you one last time. If you don't stay put I'll lose my
mind.

It might help. it worked for me  :-)