Car was perfect, new tires, new clutch, backseat looked like nobody ever sat in it (more on that later).

A few days later the wife and I went for a ride on a cool day and the windows started fogging up.  No problem, that's what defrost is for.  The AWA then looked out the passenger window, and thanks to the steamed up windows a message appeared before her.  The words will haunt me for years to come: "Lick Me!".

To make matters worse, my AWA then wiped her finger across the message and discovered it was on the inside.  I thought it was kinda funny, but that opinion wasn't shared.  After lengthy discussions, interviews, a proven alibi, eyewitness accounts and other credible sources I was exonerated of any wrong doing.  So when you buy the next car, be sure to check for "lifestyle leftovers" from the previous owner.  It may save you from a lot of explaining.

And as far as the backseat goes, I guess the previous owner did use it :-)

Kyle